the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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