last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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