Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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