Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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