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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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