i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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