I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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