just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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