if you like me you must not know who I am
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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