YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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