That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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