you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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