"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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