if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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