Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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