Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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