did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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