OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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