take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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