Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize