You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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