He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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