I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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