butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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