What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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