If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
