I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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