She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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