Your dad touched me again.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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