How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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