would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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