i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
