I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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