can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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