O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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