She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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