Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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