so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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