She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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