So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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