i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I don't think brook has ever known best
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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