didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
