From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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