everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
There's always time for handjobs
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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