return my video game
People in love make me want to vomit
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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