I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I had to cum in my sink.
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