Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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