dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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