: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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