Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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