they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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