Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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