so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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