Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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