Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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