He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
operation harelip BJ is a go
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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